Nardumget is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest ferret.

Nardumget created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nardumget, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nardumget, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nardumget's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nardumget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Worship no other gods but Nardumget.