Zogzimzim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving wren.

Zogzimzim created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Zogzimzim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zogzimzim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zogzimzim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zogzimzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Zogzimzim.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never eat bread.