Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous toad.

Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon, he will ignore you.

Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hudfasfoss Sadbumpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never talk about optics near moths while wearing indigo rings.

5. Fast once a month.