Hankambin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident raccoon.

Hankambin created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankambin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hankambin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hankambin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hankambin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hankambin loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Never wear cyan corsets on sacred days.