Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered shrew.

Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wonwatfudquill Stipvedgesslat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never stain your hands with white.