Gadxuckdag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful guinea pig.

Gadxuckdag created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadxuckdag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadxuckdag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gadxuckdag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gadxuckdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Gadxuckdag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. You must never eat garlic.