Kenbidxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing warg.

Kenbidxuck created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbidxuck, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenbidxuck, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kenbidxuck's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kenbidxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mix aubergines with water.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.