Nurtagkim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered cobra.

Nurtagkim created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtagkim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtagkim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nurtagkim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nurtagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.