Dussdabdim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable cow.

Dussdabdim created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussdabdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dussdabdim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dussdabdim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dussdabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lentils upon stone.

2. Do not wear tights marked with indigo.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never talk about fire.