Ruttwithogmet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered mink.

Ruttwithogmet created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttwithogmet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttwithogmet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ruttwithogmet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ruttwithogmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.