Donmadham is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental chinchilla.

Donmadham created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Donmadham, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donmadham, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Donmadham's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Donmadham's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Donmadham on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Donmadham must be the most important thing in your life.