Jadtan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic wasp.

Jadtan created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadtan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jadtan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Jadtan's name in vain.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about dark energy.