Milniblit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm warg.

Milniblit created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Milniblit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Milniblit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Milniblit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Milniblit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Do not listen to music.