Stragdamfas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever elephant.

Stragdamfas created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Stragdamfas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stragdamfas, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stragdamfas' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stragdamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing shorts.

5. Do not chop down trees.