Hubyimgadhasjarnneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciless elephant.

Hubyimgadhasjarnneg created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyimgadhasjarnneg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubyimgadhasjarnneg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hubyimgadhasjarnneg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubyimgadhasjarnneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.