Jatbutzag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced wyvern.

Jatbutzag created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbutzag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jatbutzag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jatbutzag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jatbutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

4. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing orange ear rings.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.