Rulhoggar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful swallow.

Rulhoggar created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhoggar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulhoggar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rulhoggar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rulhoggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing gray skirts.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.