Xencemgid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable grasshopper.

Xencemgid created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xencemgid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xencemgid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xencemgid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Xencemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Run away from yellow doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to snakes while wearing gray jumpers.

5. Do not listen to music.