Tamciptam Mat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental yak.

Tamciptam Mat created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamciptam Mat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamciptam Mat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tamciptam Mat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tamciptam Mat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamciptam Mat.