Mifquatarnnab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise raccoon.

Mifquatarnnab created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifquatarnnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifquatarnnab, he will not care at all.

Mifquatarnnab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mifquatarnnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Mifquatarnnab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.