Pincubwod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent monkey.

Pincubwod created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pincubwod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pincubwod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pincubwod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pincubwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Put Pincubwod first in all things.