Zigfitkon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered cobra.

Zigfitkon created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfitkon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigfitkon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zigfitkon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zigfitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Zigfitkon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from yellow gulls for they are unholy.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never stain your neck with turquoise.