Cibtinhat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane hydra.

Cibtinhat created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtinhat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibtinhat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cibtinhat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cibtinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Put Cibtinhat first in all things.