Talvolhom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing giraffe.

Talvolhom created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talvolhom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Talvolhom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Talvolhom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Talvolhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Retreat if five snakes approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Talvolhom.

5. Never play with disobedient children.