Flygonlik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet meerkat.

Flygonlik created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Flygonlik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flygonlik, he will turn you into a mouse.

Flygonlik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flygonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing scarves.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flygonlik.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.