Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent snake.

Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never jump near birds.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Mitbaparflop Hitwitfarn on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.