Wikmisnak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic dragon.

Wikmisnak created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmisnak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikmisnak, he will turn you into a rat.

Wikmisnak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wikmisnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.