Lunsannutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane spider.

Lunsannutt created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunsannutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunsannutt, he will turn you into a slug.

Lunsannutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lunsannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing jumpers.

5. Never speak at dawn.