Queeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful manatee.

Queeg created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Queeg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Queeg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing blue stockings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never laugh in holy places.