Dossflapapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unjust hydra.

Dossflapapp created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossflapapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dossflapapp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossflapapp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dossflapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not kill hamsters.