Gil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered beaver.

Gil created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gil on top of all buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gil.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.