Gilmingadciss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy ant.

Gilmingadciss created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilmingadciss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gilmingadciss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gilmingadciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gilmingadciss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Gilmingadciss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt manatees.