Bugcadxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless monkey.

Bugcadxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcadxuck, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugcadxuck, he will turn you into a worm.

Bugcadxuck's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bugcadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.