Yartfligsigpom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent badger.

Yartfligsigpom created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartfligsigpom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yartfligsigpom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yartfligsigpom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yartfligsigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.