Gessmumlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful raven.

Gessmumlarg created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessmumlarg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gessmumlarg, it will not care at all.

Gessmumlarg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gessmumlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never feed garlic to eagles while wearing kilts.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.