Pibsogbegmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty mongoose.

Pibsogbegmeg created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibsogbegmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibsogbegmeg, it will ignore you.

Pibsogbegmeg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pibsogbegmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.