Gambegbod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating spider.

Gambegbod created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambegbod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gambegbod, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gambegbod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gambegbod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not shave your legs.