Bamdoglopflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful hummingbird.

Bamdoglopflat created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdoglopflat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamdoglopflat, he will turn you into a rock.

Bamdoglopflat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bamdoglopflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

3. Bamdoglopflat loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Put Bamdoglopflat first in all things.

5. Never talk about planets.