Cabfliszim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil coyote.

Cabfliszim created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabfliszim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabfliszim, she will ignore you.

Cabfliszim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cabfliszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Run away if five rats approach from the north.