Haprutyar Didgatpang is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless salamander.

Haprutyar Didgatpang created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Haprutyar Didgatpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Haprutyar Didgatpang, he will come to you in dreams.

Haprutyar Didgatpang's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Haprutyar Didgatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help mites.

4. You must love Haprutyar Didgatpang.

5. Always help sick badgers.