Ragartzim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome duck.

Ragartzim created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragartzim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragartzim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ragartzim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ragartzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing pink coats.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ragartzim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragartzim.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.