Hothudnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable armadillo.

Hothudnarl created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hothudnarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hothudnarl, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hothudnarl's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hothudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hothudnarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Hothudnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Hothudnarl's priests.