Wodtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong horse.

Wodtetti created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodtetti, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wodtetti's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wodtetti.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.