Misomintar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak dog.

Misomintar created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misomintar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misomintar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Misomintar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Misomintar's Holy Commandments

1. Misomintar loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Misomintar on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Misomintar.