Quartspaggub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty swan.

Quartspaggub created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartspaggub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quartspaggub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quartspaggub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quartspaggub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear hats.