Ontbodmat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless shark.

Ontbodmat created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontbodmat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ontbodmat, it will remove you from existence.

Ontbodmat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ontbodmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing orange shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never hurt pigs.