Dubkonsog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent jellyfish.

Dubkonsog created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubkonsog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubkonsog, it will make you grow a tail.

Dubkonsog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dubkonsog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Dubkonsog.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.