Wipsisbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate naga.

Wipsisbod created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsisbod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipsisbod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wipsisbod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wipsisbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange kilts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.