Padvangad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy snake.

Padvangad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padvangad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padvangad, he will not care.

Padvangad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Padvangad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Padvangad first in all things.

2. Do not place apples upon stone.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never run near badgers.

5. Always share rice with strangers, but never with tortoises.