Gilfagrow is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful chicken.

Gilfagrow created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfagrow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gilfagrow, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gilfagrow's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gilfagrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

2. You must pray to Gilfagrow four times a day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gilfagrow.

4. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

5. Never mention birds.