Pasnibcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited penguin.

Pasnibcap created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnibcap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pasnibcap, it will ignore you.

Pasnibcap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pasnibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not take Pasnibcap's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt mice.