Hudhendav is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful mole.

Hudhendav created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudhendav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudhendav, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hudhendav's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hudhendav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hudhendav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing purple skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.