Babdidcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, competent centaur.

Babdidcet created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdidcet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babdidcet, it will turn you into a snail.

Babdidcet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Babdidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.