Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient shark.

Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk, he will be very sad.

Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to otters while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Veenfathanrawciss Hudfenvonk.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear cyan scarves.