Gabmaptip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish finch.

Gabmaptip created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmaptip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gabmaptip, she will laugh at you.

Gabmaptip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gabmaptip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gabmaptip's priests.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Gabmaptip on top of important buildings.

4. Voles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt horses.